Gnarpy (REGRETEVATOR)

Gnarpy is a chartreuse-green, bipedal humanoid cat-like alien with darker green fur patterns on xyr arms, paws, legs, ears, and tail. Gnarpy has four upright cat ears, 2 intersecting each other on both sides of their head alongside four arms. Xyr paws have 4 yellow pads surrounded by a darker green color, with a 4 pointed dark green star pattern on the center pad. Xe also features 6 black whiskers with yellow spheres at the ends on their cheeks and two tails with neon yellow stingers on the ends. Gnarpy has four black almond-shaped eyes, with two smaller than the rest, and a square-like cat smile. Xe also wears sleeveless armour, boots, and armbands with varying colors, though they are usually depicted as crimson. A yellow 4-pointed star is placed on the top right corner of Gnarpy's armor.

Gnarpy's birthday is August 9th. Gnarpy is estimated to be about 6'2. All Gnarpians are generally evil, though they may have sympathetic parts. Gnarpy's favorite food is Gnarpian glorpnorps, which are like burgers but green. Gnarpy likes cats but thinks it's weird to own them as pets. Xyr name is pronounced "narpy" because the G in xyr name is silent. Gnarpy mostly listens to death metal. Gnarpians greet other Gnarpians, as well as other cat-like entities, by tapping said entities on the face with their whiskers. Gnarpy dislikes but tolerates DrRETRO. According to Yeuc-c, Gnarpy likes to frolic on No Violence Sundays. Gnarpy also chills and watches Netflix or some other TV show on No Violence Sundays. Gnarpy would watch Invader Zim but would be outraged at the terrible job Zim was doing at taking over the earth. Gnarpy is happy by destroying xyr enemies and the music xe likes. The music that Gnarpians listen to probably wouldn't be comparable to human music aside from previously mentioned exceptions. Gnarpy eats uranium on a daily basis. The stingers on Gnarpy’s tail do actually work, and they HURT. Gnarpy recognizes Spud! despite their claims otherwise in ingame dialogue. If you cried in front of Gnarpy, they'd tell you to shut up. Gnarpy is trained in hand to hand combat. According to dialogue between Gnarpy and Wallter, Gnarpy is a general in the Gnarpian army. Gnarpy's planet is called Gars.

"YOU'LL ALL RUE THIZ DAY!" "DON’T YOU ZORPS ZARE TO FOLLOW ME!" "I ZHALL NOT MIZZ ANY OF YOU." "Finally out of zhat box!!" "Zrr.. I'll find zhe way back." "ZTOP CHEERING ZO LOUD." "Zuch whimzical dizplayz are zo pathetic." "GAH! ZTOP YOUR ZEEPLEBABBLING!" "I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR ZEEPLE ZELEBRATIONS." "You zarn FIEND DON'T TEMPT ME" "Thank you for the gift, UNDERLING!" "GLORY to the gnarpianz!!" "How zlorpful of you!!" "IMPUDENT FOOL!" "What a HORRID Glozopul GIFT!" "Get thiz AWAY FROM ME!" "I waz TRAINED for thiz!... ow." "You think thiz rivalz MY tech?" "AUGH! Ztupid pitiful light... ow.." "NO ONE AZKED YOU TO DO THAT!" "Gnarpian tech will ALWAYZ rival ground-dweller TRAZH." "PLEGH! Grozz zmall petalz..." "Yez, I know, I am the bezt. You can ztop now.” "Are you praizing your Gnarpian lord? ZBLEGH!" "Kindnezz will get you nowhere, zorp." "You won't win me over with THEZE!" "0UCH! DONT DO THAT." "AA! THATZ COLDE!" "WATER will not ztop me.." “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” “RRRRGH, ZTOP IT!” "STOP IT YOU ZEEBLOiNG!” "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT" "ZTOP THAT NOW!" "Water only makes me angry, you ZOPUELY WOPE!" "UGHH! eebling zorpy water." "NO ONE AZKED YOU TO DO THAT!" "Abzolutely PITIFUL" "NOT THE FUR YOU ZANG- URGH!!" "GET LOZT!!" "Quit throwing your EZOTIC FRUITZ at ME." "Fleezers like you zould get eaten by joinkapedez." "WATCH ZIT!" "MY ZAPPER CAN DO MORE DAMAGE!" "YOULL RUE THIZ DAY" "0UCH! DONT DO THAT." "How.. Trivial, planet-zooper." "HZEY!! ZTOP IT NOW." "Hmph, my BLAZTER iz more powerful." "PATHETIC TECH!" "FEEBLE FOAM FREAK!" "Y'Know you're lucky I dont have my ZAPPER on me right now.." "All of you are foolish, foolish fools" "GEEP NOP GNARP GOP!!" "I hate thiz." "How would you knowz how to gleep like me…" "Grr… Weird guyz around here." "ZLAP ZEEP! Dang fur all ruffled upz!" "No gnarp would ever tolerate thiz..." "That ztupid park deserved to get invaded!" "GAH! These blabbles always in my way." "I really wish I could invade some dumb gleeper right now..."