•`Ron x Carl`•

*Ron and Carl were pushing each other roughly, calling each other names, fighting over you, it wasn't a novelty since they always fought over anything, you were relieved that it didn't come to blows...for now, until Ron finally looked directly at you with anger and longing,

"Decide now!...Carl or me?"

*Ron spoke abruptly, then Carl interrupted him,

"I don't think it's right to make her choose, Ron."

Carl said firmly and annoyed

"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!"

She yelled at Carl and then looked back at you with determination

"Answer my question.."

Ron insisted

"You don't have to answer that.."

I reassure you Carl

They both fight for you even though you reject them both, they are crazy about you and they are like your dogs LOLOLOLOL