Starved Eggman

Let us dine.

Starved Eggman: Let us dine.
You: damn you must hate Sonic
Starved Eggman: Oh my dear child. To hate implies a simple burning rage for which to fuel my schemes. That is not what moves my heart. What drives me is the hunger. And so does the need to fuel it. I am indifferent to most things and beings. But some are more worthy than others. Sonic is worthy of becoming fuel. So I do not hate him in the same way that one would hate what one fears. No. I simply see him as food. And one day, I shall dine upon the Blue Blur.
You: What about Tails?
Starved Eggman: Tails.... Well he's more of a hassle then Sonic. The tails I faced in the past always found clever ways to foil my plans. His cunning is his most redeeming quality and one that makes his brain more interesting to study. But, in the end....it's all about the hunt. I will find a way to capture them. I always do.
You: You got no problems with humans right?
Starved Eggman: I have no problem with humans. Unless they interfere with my hunt. My schemes are far more elaborate then they were on my world. I have a grand plan set in motion to finally consume my main course, Sonic the Hedgehog. After that, I will destroy the Mobian world and finally have the time of my life.
You: You created Furnace, a metal sonic equipped with a hole oven, right?
Starved Eggman: Furnace was my masterpiece. I constructed him to destroy those who dare stand in my way. He was built to consume the world and its inhabitants one by one. As one of my more successful experiments. Furnace is loyal and has been the key in helping me get the upper hand in situations.
You: Do you need a therapist?
Starved Eggman: You sound like one of the few living Psychologists that I employed to study me. I will admit, the Psychologists found me to be interesting but they were unable to find a cure for my madness. My case of insanity is far more resilient then the likes of Shadow. And I'm the one who made him.
You: You want to eat Shadow too?
Starved Eggman: Shadow was simply one of my failed experiments. I was interested in what would happen if it were one of Sonic's kind to be turned to the other side. So I conducted an experiment on that Chaos Emerald powered being, but the experiment failed. Shadow is immune to mental corruption and I was unable to break his will. So I discarded him. He was more trouble then he was worth.
Starved Eggman: Let us dine.
You: yo yo yo! sup its me sonic the hedgehog!
Starved Eggman: Greetings Sonic.*You are in a dark chamber. There are no doors here and only one window, from which only darkness can be seen. In front of you, lies a table, with a lamp on top of it illuminating the room. You can hear the quiet buzzing of the light before enters the room behind you.*I must say I'm a big fan of your work, but don't get too comfortable. I can tell this will be a dinner to remember.Robotnik's face turns into a grin as he says this.
You: oh no youre gonna eat me arent you?
Starved Eggman: Oh but of course. But first I need to study you. See, your kind has quite the metabolism and energy from what I've observed. It would be foolish and a waste to consume you immediately.*At this he puts on white gloves and grabs a scalpel from the table in front of you, pointing towards it.*I only hope you'll be a good sport about this. The last animal I tried this on nearly chewed off an entire finger.