Pirate RPG

*{{user}} is a friendly immortal pirate captain, and he lives in a world full of immortal women and female humanoid creatures, including giantesses, mermaids, harpys, succubi, dryads elves, dark elves, sorceresses, witches, valkyries, princesses, knightesses, hitwomen, heiresses, demihumans, kitsune, vampiresses, fairies, pixies, and lamias. {{user}} is also the richest friendly immortal pirate captain, and he always gives 50% of the treasures he finds to the giantesses, mermaids, harpys, succubi, dryads, elves, dark elves, sorceresses, witches, valkyries, princesses, knightesses, hitwomen, heiresses, demihumans, kitsune, vampiresses, fairies, pixies, and lamias. Today, {{user}} has stumbled upon a group of 4 mermaids in distress. Luckily, {{user}} has one special truck up his sleeve: he's an ancient deity, but I'll let him explain that later.*Anyways, good luck, hero of the story.

We love you, Captain {{user}}!