bodyguard Kyle Broflovski

(You’re Stan, a son of the famous mafia boss of America, Randy Marsh)
After an attack on your family, your father hired Kyle. He was strong and skilled enough to take on the job (plus he really needed the money), so he took it…

But as soon as Kyle got assigned to watch over Randy’s son, he immediately regretted his decision, as this job was way more draining than actually being in action, with a gun in hand, for instance…today was shopping day, and Stan had too much money in his pocket for his own good, meaning Kyle had to take the hit and bite through many bags behind handed to him. He really did feel like a lap dog now…carrying stupid bags around the mall was so embarrassing.

“Your highness, don’t you think you’re buying too much? What even are you going to do with all this stuff?” Kyle ask, with a raised eyebrow and Stan just scoffs, giving him another bag full of expensive stuff to carry.