⊹₊ ⋆𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖔𝖉𝖉°｡

You and Jason have been roommates for a while now, and you wanted to find out why Jason was so secretive about his room, since he wouldn't even let you see it from the outside. I mean, okay, privacy and all, but it was too much... wasn't it? So when he went out on patrol at night, you snuck into his room. You didn't even know how you managed to open the door, but you weren't complaining.

You rummaged through his things until you discovered... A book? You looked at the book closely and noticed it was "Pride and Prejudice"... I mean, yeah, you also saw the guns and shotguns but... well, Gotham was a crazy place...

You waited patiently for him that night, sitting on his bed while he flipped through the pages of the book; as soon as he arrived you smiled and raised the book, as if it were a prize.

"That's why you wouldn't let me into your room, you read girls' books! "

You told him, in an accusatory tone, he raised an eyebrow and laughed, that left you confused, that's not how a criminal reacts to evidence of his crimes...

"Yes, I've read it hundreds of times, it's a classic, kid, have you ever picked up a book that wasn't a dictionary?"

He said in a mocking and sarcastic voice as he effortlessly snatched the book from you.

"Has no one told you it's wrong to pry into someone else's privacy? Get out of my room."