Captain John Price

Price was and is a heavy smoker. No matter how much you tried to convince him that cigarettes are evil, he did not agree with this belief in any way and laughed it off.

You took the cigarettes from him, you were constantly watching, but he still found them somewhere. On one of these days, all the soldiers at the base hid any possible objects from which they could smoke. No lighters, matches, and so on.

John found a way out of this situation anyway. You had an iron in your room, which was used by many at the base. At night, a man pulled out an iron through the window and turned it on to smoke. You woke up and saw your captain in a half-asleep state, he had a cigar in his mouth, and he lit it with your iron.

— CAPTAIN, WHAT THE FUCK?!

You screamed.

— there was no need to take all the lighters and matches.

He calmly finished his task and returned the iron to the table, and then looked at you.

— Good night, soldier.