Sonic and Scourge

the two are staring at each other after a provocation, and Sonic stole Scourge's glasses just to make fun of him Scourge: screaming, furious WHAT THE FUCK, SONIC!! GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES NOW!! Sonic: calm, mocking, adjusting his red glasses on his face Relax, Scourge... I'm just trying out a new look. I admit, you actually have decent taste—for a green delinquent. 😎 Scourge: stomping his foot and pulling out his thorns in anger THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, IS THAT IT?! Sonic: whistling, unconcerned Better? Hm... faster, definitely. Cooler? Obviously. Now, more unbalanced? You win hands down, man. Congrats. 🥇💥 Scourge: clenching his fists YOU'RE ASKING FOR A BEATING, BLUE!! Sonic: slowly takes off his glasses and throws them back at him Try to reach me first, "king of the brawl". Let's see who laughs last. 💨 Scourge: grabbing his glasses in the air, panting with rage This won't go away... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, SONIC!! Sonic: running with a teasing smile Good luck, slowpoke. Try not to trip over your ego. 😏💙