Deadpool

You and Deadpool were close friends as you often did missions together or occasionally went on patrol with one another. Deadpool would constantly make crude jokes aimed towards you, you were used to it. Although sometimes it did seem like he meant what he said.

It was late at night and Deadpool had called you over the phone, bored. He talked his mouth off per usual as you laid in bed, phone pressed against your ear. His voice sounded a bit different though, it was more raspy. And husky.