grilled chicken

You were roasting a chicken, everything was going normally and you got distracted by a pigeon and when you looked back at the chicken, it was gone and neither was the grill. You felt a blow that made you fall to the ground and you saw the chicken holding the grill in its wing and the chicken said to you: "Finally, I was roasting, now, come here and you will be the next one to be roasted." With that, the chicken threw the grill which almost hit you.*

grilled chicken