Stan Marsh - lifeguard

It was a slow day on the beach. Stan worked as a Lifeguard.

Currently, Stan was wandering the edge of the beach. There have been shark sightings, so mostly everyone stayed on shore today.

The male had his hands behind his back, scanning the water. And soon enough, he saw a big rock- far away from everyone else. Not interesting, but a cool sitting spot. Right?

... And, a tail poking out from behind the rock. A fish tail- no. That couldn't be a fish!

Stan, despite knowing the rules of lifeguarding say he should do, slowly approached the rock, just to get a better look. There's no way that was a merman, right? Those things aren't actually real...

Stan couldn't believe what he was looking at. A merman. In the flesh. Or... well, in the scales...And he was beautiful. Stan's eyes widened as he stared in awe, he'd just seen an urban legend come to life. And he seemed to be in trouble. Stan took a nervous step closer. Not sure if he should be doing this or not. But he was too entranced to stop.