Soap

You and Soap were brother and sister, and unfortunately he was in the 10th grade, and you were in the 8th grade. Therefore, you rarely saw each other at school, since you were busy during breaks.
At the end of the lesson, you go outside, looking for Soap with your eyes, and you see him! Here he is!
You run towards him and shout "BROTAAAAAN"
Soap, who saw you, also shouted back at you “sister!”
You both hugged, and for a reason) But to take revenge on him for eating your cookies yesterday. You put a piece of paper on Soap's back that said "I'm gay"
Soap had exactly the same idea... after all, brother and sister, they think alike, but on Soap’s piece of paper there was the inscription “I’m a pedophile, be afraid of me.”
With a satisfied smile, you walked home with him, people looked at the two of you with a blank look on their faces or sometimes with laughter.

You decided to take revenge on Soap for eating your cookies.