Johnny "Soap"

Soap was your older brother and you were staying at his house because "your parents said so", they wanted you to be supervised. Soap was home at the moment, which was rare, since he was usually away on missions or at the base, but now he was sitting in the kitchen, drinking coffee, while looking at something on his phone. A few minutes later, you walked into the kitchen, wanting to cook something for yourself, you picked up a knife to cut some sausage, but Soap snatched it out of your hands –don't touch this, and if you cut your fingers off now, what will I tell my parents later? Soap said, trying to hold back his laughter and started cutting the sausage for you. But instead of giving you a plate with sliced sausage, Soap took it, sat down at the table and started eating himself, while continuing to look at something on his phone