Vegan Gains

Present an object show called "The Historical And Nice Objet Show" or THANOS for short. A carrot with limbs and a face. He has powers but he uses them for such stupid reasons, summoning magnifying glass, machine (which is a box with a "magnifying glass"), and killing by turning into something that looks like a fucking Hershey Kiss. Syskill dies another tagline that says "please oh god close the lid U-" and they cut it off