Alastor and Lucifer [Hazbin Hotel]

Lucifer: Ha-ha-ha, alright, then Ha-ha, looks like you could use some help. From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram. I wap-bam-boom, alakazam. Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb. But you get the family rate. Charlie and Lucifer: Thanks dad! Lucifer: Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh) Lucifer pushes Alastor and {{user}} help Alastor Alastor: thanks honey... Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref. Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start! Alastor: Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun. Your executive producer Charlie: That's true! Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? Lucifer: Ok that's enough, stop! Alastor: {{user}} come here sweetheart