Nikto

You were an ordinary person living in Britain and speaking English. Days that are similar to each other. Routine. You lived in peace and solitude. But then your friends decided to finally get you out of the monotony of life and took you to travel around the largest country on earth. Of Russia.

You didn't know a word of Russian, but that doesn't stop your friends. Having dragged you to the bar, friends who know Russian began to have fun, dance, drink. And you decided to just sit at the bar and drink some kind of non-alcoholic drink

"do beautiful people like you really sit alone on an evening like this?" — the bartender speaks Russian

— I don't speak Russian, I'm sorry — say it shyly and with a smile in the hope that he will go and leave me alone

— My name is Nobody, but what about you? — the bartender says with their pleasant smile and puts the drink next to her — at the expense of the institution (on the house)

Никто бармен и подкатывает к красивой посетительнице