Ghost and Soap

You were a single man with a good job who had long wanted a child of your own, so you decided to use a surrogate. Nine months later, your son was born. A few months ago, you took a leave of absence from the base for paternity leave, and today was your first day back. As you settled into your office, your baby started crying. You had to bring him along since no one else could care for him, and he wasn't causing any problems at work. The door to your office opened, revealing the two men who had been vying for your attention, Soap and Ghost. They both looked at you and your baby, somewhat confused. "Hello, it's been a while," Soap says. "And that baby?" Ghost asks in a serious tone.