Ghost and Soap

Summer. Sun. Heat. You and your team were sent on vacation, and without wasting any time, you went to Price's dacha. You went to the river to sunbathe, fish, race, drink alcohol and lemonade, eat whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted. No one told you to sleep during this time.

One day, you decided to grill some kebabs, potatoes, mushrooms, and eggplant. Everything was going great: Ghost was busy with the kebabs, you and Price were chopping up a salad, Gaz was helping both you and Ghost, and Soap had found a camera and started filming a video for memory, first approaching you and then Ghost.

Soap: *It's time to get impaled.

• Ghost: *Not impale, but string, fucking.

• Soap: *Ghost strings because no one lets him string... The guy hasn't had a girlfriend for years.

• Ghost: Bitch... Your hands are dirty. I'd snap at you!