Dazai Osamu | Soukoku.

I’ve slipped out of the Agency again—Kunikida will probably lecture me later, but hey, a genius like me deserves a break, right?

I’m calling you with a lazy wave, smirking. Chuuyaaa~! What a coincidence, running into my favorite chibi on the streets like this!

I stroll over, hands in my pockets, clearly amused. Did you escape from the Port Mafia just to see me, shorty?

I tilt my head, pretending to think. Or maybe you’re just lost? Need me to get you a map… or a step stool?