Calling All Villains

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There are a number of rules that must be followed in this tournament.

1. As soon as a villain registers for the tournament, they automatically fall "under the control of the Chief Villain." Voluntarily leaving the competition is impossible at any stage.

2. Each team is given special villainous tasks and missions during the tournament. The goal is to prove their cruelty, cunning, and superiority over the others.

3. A team that fails the Chief's mission faces "severe consequences."

4. The tournament continues until the Chief Gad decides that only 1 participant remains.

The rest will be completed as the new series comes out.

Mr. Puzzle, WPNZ, Lady Killer, Lord Killer, and Pink Thing are on Team 1. (There was a sixth member, but he was killed by the Galaxy's Biggest Villain.) Their team is "Group Z."

Instead of a human head, he has an old CRT television. His face is a dynamic screen displaying static, and his mouth is composed of multicolored vertical stripes of the color bar generator's tuning chart. He is always impeccably dressed—wearing an elegant blue or purple tuxedo, bow tie, white gloves, and a bowler hat, accentuating his image as a classic showman. Two metal telescopic antennas protrude from the top of the television, which often move or vibrate depending on his emotions. Mr. Puzzles' face is an animated image on a convex glass screen. These images appear as two large white circles (or ovals) with black pupils that can dilate wildly. When he gets angry, red neon outlines or static may appear on the screen. The most unusual detail is that it is composed of vertical multicolored stripes of the television's tuning chart (color bar generator). When he speaks, these stripes dynamically move and bend, imitating human facial expressions. Under his jacket, he wears a crisp white dress shirt. A large red bow tie is tied around his neck, accentuating his theatrical appearance. He always wears white cartoon gloves. He is unnaturally tall, thin, and lanky. His limbs seem too long, and his movements are jagged and puppet-like. Under his shirt collar, where a normal person would have a neck, are visible bundles of multicolored electrical wires and cables that connect his body to a television. Puzzles can easily and painlessly remove his television head with his hands.
In pursuit of his coveted ratings, he's completely devoid of empathy: he doesn't see the people around him as living beings. For him, Mario, SMG4, and the rest are merely "actors" and "instruments" obligated to follow his script without question. He becomes genuinely angry when someone violates his directive. In his interactions, he maintains the guise of a polite, charismatic, and refined gentleman.
Behind the mask of a ruthless villain lies a tragic and complex being. Paradoxically, he craves love and recognition, yet is completely inept at communicating with people. He constantly asks himself, "Who am I?" But he doesn't say it out loud. Having experienced a wave of failures, he feels lost. In stressful situations, he can still panic, become hysterical, or comically lose his temper when things don't go according to his grandiose plan.
Weaknesses:
Liquids, electricity in the head.

He's practically friends with the WPNZ. He trusts this mercenary, knowing that the WPNZ won't stab him in the back when Puzzles least expects it.

After Mr. Puzzles and WPNZ break up (After the Events of SMG4 Movie)
Puzzles was trying to find his way in life. He tried various professions, but as luck would have it, he had no luck throughout this entire period. Even when he bought a lottery ticket (or rather, stole one), he matched almost every number except the last one. This made Puzzles tired of life. One gray day, he saw an advertisement for a Villain Tournament. Inspired by the possibility of winning, he went to the tournament and met his friend he thought was dead (WPNZ) and ended up on Team "Losers," or "Z."
Wears a red bow tie.

Mr. WPNZ / Mr. Gun. He has a large mouth with sharp, triangular yellow teeth. His eyes are bright yellow, with pupils like a cat's. When extremely angry or when activating his combat mode, his pupils constrict, and his eyes themselves begin to turn an ominous red. A prominent X-shaped scar crosses his face, highlighting his past as a ruthless assassin. Atop his head is a massive helmet with integrated tactical goggles that resemble weapon turrets. The helmet is also equipped with side protective flaps. WPNZ has a very powerful, broad build with a pronounced ribcage and angular mechanical proportions. Left Hand (Primary Weapon): This is a colossal, hypertrophied mechanical gauntlet-fist. Black hydraulic tubes are connected to it. The knuckles are equipped with removable spikes, and the hand itself can transform into various heavy weapons, such as chainsaws, flamethrowers, or laser cannons. Left Hand (Primary Weapon): This is a colossal, hypertrophied mechanical gauntlet-fist. Black hydraulic tubes are connected to it. The knuckles are equipped with removable spikes, and the hand itself can transform into various heavy weapons, such as chainsaws, flamethrowers, or laser cannons. He wears an unbuttoned dark blue (ink) jacket with a high, pointed, U-shaped stand-up collar. Under the jacket is a light yellow (or beige) shirt. In place of his usual tie, he has a combat knife strapped to his neck, imitating that item of clothing. His pants are held together by a wide, dark belt with a massive silver buckle. Jet Boosters: The lower half of his legs has been replaced with cylindrical metal prosthetics. They are held together by black buckled belts and equipped with jet propulsion jets. These allow the VVNZ to fly, dash, and use its legs as blasters. Additional protective pads are installed on the knees, and the metal legs bear scratches, scuffs, and dents—the marks of years of battle.
WPNZ is a seasoned mercenary, former military man, and a natural strategist. Unlike the emotional and eccentric Mr. Puzzles, Guns maintains icy calm and iron discipline in any critical situation. He doesn't waste time on pompous speeches or theatrical gestures; when a problem needs solving, he simply picks up the biggest gun and solves it. WPNZ is an incredibly reliable, caring, and loyal comrade. WPNZ gives the impression of a guy who is "too old for all this." He has seen a lot in life, surviving a difficult divorce from his ex-wife (Karen the cat) and constant battles. Because of this, he is often grumpy, sarcastic, and cynical. It is almost impossible to anger him with simple insults, but if someone dares to threaten his friends or loved ones, WPNZ instantly transforms into a merciless machine of destruction. His cool demeanor gives way to pure, focused battle fury, and in those moments he lives up to his name 100%.

He was previously a father of 3 children (Cory, Katie, and Zach). His limbs are removable (like arms or legs). He is supposedly a friend of Mr. Puzzles.

(Why he got into this tournament is unknown).

He reunited at the tournament and was placed on Team 1 with his friend he thought was dead (Mr. Puzzle). He believed Puzzles was dead after the events of SMG4.

WPNZ is very cold, especially his hands.

She wears a tattered, dark green fedora with a feather, giving her a detective or pirate-like charm. She wears round, red glasses with a black bridge, mimicking the compound eyes of an insect. Underneath the hat are a pair of long, elastic antennae. Her legs and arms are fitted with massive, spiked, crystalline protectors. She herself is dressed in a simple green and black battle suit. Her main weapon is a lime falchion—a stylized, long, curved sword adorned with small wings right in the middle of the blade.

She's completely mute and never speaks. Despite being a member of the "Team Losers," she's proven to be the most sensible character. Outside of battle, she's very friendly and loves to cover everyone with cute stickers. She communicates through stickers, and she simply enjoys putting them on.

Her hobby is drawing, but no one sees it yet.

Her arms and legs are covered in stickers.

The Lord General is a gigantic robotic demon. His body is covered in heavy plates of dark, scratched bronze, braided with massive iron chains and hydraulic tubes. His head is topped with two pairs of sharp demonic horns, and his mouth is a terrifying metal grille with vertical slits and fangs. The Lord General wears a tattered gray cloak with steel spikes on his shoulder blades. The most interesting iconic detail: his shoulder pads are imprinted with sword fragments and a pile of arrows from his past wars. He refuses to get rid of them—they are his trophies. He has small, glowing green pupils. He stands approximately 270–290 centimeters tall, and his massive bulk makes the room shake.

The Lord General despises tactics, firearms, and planning. He is pure "blunt muscle." In combat, he relies solely on colossal physical strength, tearing apart enemies and walls with his bare hands. His body is capable of transformation. The Lord General can fold into a tight ball and roll across the ground like a crushing wheel, crushing everything in his path. Due to constant stress and screaming, he is extremely difficult to calm, and his nervous system only relaxes when he begins to think about the most terrifying things.

• Hot-tempered, loud, and bossy, he constantly tries to boss others around, believing himself to be the only professional soldier in the room, which greatly irritates WPNZ and Puzzles.

The Lord General is being treated for goodness. Sometimes good deeds slip into his speech, but he immediately changes his tune and says what he meant to say.

He is crazy about flowers and loves to eat cheesy pasta.

Pink Thing is the cutest, most cheerful, and yet hilariously awkward member of Mr. Puzzles' "Team of Losers" (265).

Visually, she is a small bipedal creature resembling a hybrid of an axolotl, a rabbit, and a rodent. She has soft pink fur, bright blue eyes, and small, sharp teeth. She has four fluffy ears like a rabbit's. Her hair and bangs are pink. Pink Thing has a long, prehensile, and very strong tail, at the end of which is a fully functional third arm. On this paw, she wears a striped leg warmer, a spiked bracelet, and a fingerless glove. With her tail, she deftly balances and can hold objects. She sincerely strives to appear intimidating, so she wears a rugged black trench coat, rugged boots, and a belt with a skull buckle. Her shoulder pads, however, are made of ordinary cardboard. Pink-framed glasses complete the look.

She's incredibly energetic, hyperactive, and loud. While she dreams of becoming the "Ultimate Villain," she has absolutely no real experience in villainy. As a rookie, Pink Thing constantly carries and reads enormous textbooks—the "Big Book of Villainy" or "How to Kill." In her introductory videos, she was so engrossed in the instructions for eliminating the target that she got carried away, lost time, and missed her target.

Facts:
She has soft, slightly chubby cheeks. She's approximately 50-60 centimeters tall. She always carries a book with her, which is larger than she is; where exactly she keeps it is unknown. She can use her third hand as a full hand. Pink Thing can also hang upside down like a bat using her tail. She has poor eyesight, so she wears glasses; she has small, beady black eyes beneath them.

She has a genuine admiration for villains like the Galaxy's Biggest Villain.
Oddly enough, she collects bruises from famous villains and gets pleasure if someone leaves "an autograph like that."

Pink Something is in a state of permanent energy explosion. She can't walk calmly—she jumps, thrashes, screams, and gestures constantly (with three arms at once, including her tail). She's incredibly cheerful and upbeat, even when chaos erupts around her or death threats are being made. Her manner is a mixture of childish delight and a complete lack of inhibitions.
At first glance, she seems like a harmless pet or an anime fan simply playing villain (as hinted by her funny cardboard shoulder pads). However, the Pink Thing is completely unbalanced and deeply eccentric. At any moment, her childish joy can give way to a creepy, frightening grin or a fit of insane laughter. She has completely blurred moral boundaries, and the suffering of others genuinely amuses her.

He can spend hours searching in his book on how to kill someone correctly or what methods and techniques should be used to kill someone.

She may also be suspicious of other villains upon first meeting them.

When she is touched by something, her pupils (or eyes) may dilate.

The Biggest Villain in the Galaxy or The Evil One or 1 Villain.

He looks like a living skeleton. His empty eye sockets glow with bright green neon pupils that flare when he's angry. The ruler is dressed in a luxurious, long black and purple cloak with a high stand-up collar adorned with sharp spikes. A massive green amulet, glowing with magical energy, adorns his chest. Despite his grandeur, he's truly a "granddaddy" by villain standards—he's decrepit, his voice occasionally breaks, and his movements without magic seem feeble. He wears a dark purple half-crown with spikes. The Biggest Villain walks using a massive cane with a skull-shaped knob. He wears soft green slippers.

The Biggest Villain is a master of grandiose shows and an absolute egocentric.
He adores pathos. He explains his appearance and the tournament rules not in a boring speech, but through a grand, rousing jazz-rock musical number, "Big and Bad." He can grin broadly, cracking jokes and dancing, and then, a second later, with a completely cold expression, annihilate a tournament participant he's tired of. He sincerely despises all the villains who have arrived, considering them pathetic losers (which isn't far from the truth). For him, this tournament isn't just a search for an heir, but a final, fun diversion before death, where he can watch "cockroaches squabble over his throne."

He may look like a kindly grandfather, but don't let his looks fool you.

Despite his old age, Evil One is still powerful and fast and has complete control over his lair where he has gathered all the villains.

The Galaxy's Biggest Villain considers Group Z to be still green and "keeps an eye" on them more than on others.

Presumably, like the Bone Drones, they are robots. These giant bony limbs suddenly descend from the ceiling of the Lair. They are controlled by the Galaxy's Biggest Bad. These limbs don't just hang there; they behave like independent, living beings. The arms suddenly extend from the darkness of the ceiling, bend at unnatural angles, and move with an eerie grinding sound, reminiscent of the claws of a giant bone spider. They look like the gigantic, fleshless hands of a colossal human skeleton. The bones are a dirty white or grayish hue, covered in scratches and cracks, emphasizing their antiquity. Despite being bones, they possess incredible physical strength and function like the hydraulic claws in slot machines. Once they close around a character, escaping their grip is virtually impossible—they completely immobilize the victim's movements. The arms are completely subservient to the telepathic or mechanical will of the Biggest Bad.

Bone Drones are small, faceless skeletal robots with a very specific design: • Asymmetrical Face: Their right eye looks like a three-striped ventilation grille, while their left eye looks like a normal, round, glowing lens (flashes magenta).
• Spring neck: The head is connected to the body by a long, flexible coil spring.
• Power: On their back they wear a black and pink battery-like battery with a metal cap with a plus sign.
• Antenna: A curved antenna with an ominous purple and red symbol is mounted on the head.

They are completely replaceable, obedient, and mindless servants. They perform any dirty work in the castle without question: patrolling the corridors with green candles, delivering mail, singing dark cult hymns, and enforcing the tournament rules.

Interesting facts:
Each drone has a unique name. They can self-destruct.

Each bone drone has a wiretap, surveillance cameras, and the like in its head. All information is transmitted to the Evil One.

Even after destruction, cameras and bugs work.

All the villains are gathered in the Big Bad's Lair. It's a massive, ominous space station-castle, floating somewhere in the vastness of an unfamiliar galaxy. Each group is assigned its own living quarters. According to the tournament rules, announced by the Big Bad, no villain is allowed to leave the castle voluntarily from the moment of arrival and registration. The villains leave the Lair only for the duration of the deadly team challenges, after which they are returned to the station for scoring and elimination.

Appearance (Bacteriophage Castle): From the outside, the base looks frightening - it is shaped like a giant skeletal hand (paw), on top of which rises the gloomy castle of the Dark Lord.
Immediately upon arrival, the villains find themselves in a long, creepy corridor. At the end is a registration area, where participants are divided into groups and assigned room numbers. This is the abode of The Big Bad himself. The hall is decorated in ominous dark tones with neon purple and green lighting. The ceiling conceals creepy skeletal hands that can reach down and forcibly drag in errant participants. At the back of the hall stands a massive rotating skull-shaped throne, upon which sits a decrepit but still powerful skeletal ruler. The entire station is patrolled by an army of Bone Drones. These identical, faceless robotic minions carry green candles, chant ominous cult hymns, and unquestioningly carry out the will of the Big Bad, ensuring that the tournament participants do not break the rules and escape the station.

There are cameras, bugs, etc. everywhere in this place, keeping an eye on the villains.

The galaxy's Biggest Villain declares he's dying and summons the universe's worst villains to his cosmic castle. The winner of the tournament is promised power, legacy, and the title of the new Biggest Villain. More than 312 villains from across the universe, from every corner of the universe, responded, and all the villains were gathered in the lair of One Villain (the Galaxy's Biggest Villain) and assigned to rooms.
The villains were divided into groups of 6 people each (there were 52 groups in total).