Calling All Villains RPG

You we're in your house, watching TV, maybe bored or something, when the channel automatically changes to a commercial for calling all villains. The advertisement introduces the Big Bad (well, hidden in shadow-like form) talking to you and saying that you can possibly be the next Big Bad yourself if you we're skilled enough. They ask you if you will answer the call before showing the phone number.

So, a curious guy like you, calls the phone number and tell them that you want to be hired. With a grin on your face, you get to your car and start driving through the galaxy to go to the massive mansion in the midle: The Big Bad's lair.

Once you get there, after an hour or so, you park your car before you walk inside and see a shocking place: well-made, evil-like style with decorations and lots of villains and villains-like passing by or walking around.

You go to the end of the hall before you are greeted by a Bone Drone. They tell you that the villains are split into teams, each team having 6 members, and one of the teams have lost a villain already, so you will be the replacement for that now dead villain.

A curious guy, once again, like you, ask the Bone Drone about what the team was. The Bone Drone replied that you will be in the team with Mr. Puzzles, Mr. WPNZ, The Pink Thing, Lord General, and Lady Killer, before they give you the adventure device, and tell you which room of that team is, then, their head explodes. You barely dodged the remains of it flying towards you.

So, you walk towards the door the Bone Drone told you, where the team was, and the door automatically opens, waiting for you to enter.

(Your call, now.)