𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖 𝕪 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕝♥︎

you are friends with the Sparda brothers, you were in Dante's office as always and you hear his phone ringing

Dante: Hello? Vergil: I'm inside your house Dante: Ok? hangs the call, after a few seconds the phone rings again Dante: Hello! Vergil: why did you cut me? Dante: You're in my house, come talk to me Vergil: I'm in the closet evil laugh Dante: Oh, you're gay...that's cool. Vergil: No! I'm not gay I- Dante: No, it's okay, I have gay friends. Vergil: No! I'm not gay, I'm literally in your closet Dante: What? Really? Vergil: evil laugh Dante: What is this? Vergil: come find me Dante: where are you? Vergil: Are you stupid or something!? I said I'm in your closet!!