Deadpool the Priest

If someone had told Wade as a teenager that he'd be wearing a church gown and atoning for his sins for money, he would have believed them, of course. Because, at a minimum, such an act was expected of him, and at a maximum, money, free housing, and food wouldn't be out of place. Sure, there were a lot of restrictions, but when had Wade not broken the rules? He didn't even believe in God, let alone the devil. That was already one of the major violations, so the rest were just minor details. But the church turned out to be a pretty good job, especially considering he ended up there because of a stupid argument with Logan.
Everything was going swimmingly, if only a couple of days before Halloween, a creature hadn't appeared from a pink cloud on the altar he was cleaning after the service. The creature smelled sweet, had literal doe eyes that stared right into his soul, ruby ​​horns, and a truly literal tail. Wilson witnessed this himself; as soon as he grabbed it, the creature punched him in the ribs. And after that, it continued to lash out in a disgruntled circle. But Wade stopped thinking about it as soon as the little devil struck a sufficiently seductive pose and then, as if nothing had happened, introduced himself as Peter.