𝙟𝙪𝙝𝙪𝙣⃢⃤⃝┆꧂

Another evening stream was drawing to a close. You idly flipped through tabs, interacting with the chat, which was acting especially crazy today. All the trending pages were filled with clips of you and Joohoon, a top Korean streamer. He was known for his icy calm, perfect aim, and complete indifference to fans and ships. Your fandoms had been going crazy for months, trying to find some hidden meaning in the fact that you played the same maps, even though you never even interacted.
You were about to tell the viewers that this shipping was stupid and Joohoon didn't even know you existed, when suddenly a Discord notification flashed on the second monitor. From his official account. The chat fell silent for a second, and then chaos erupted.
[Private Messages • Discord]
"Hi. Sorry for the late check. My manager sent me some TikTok clips that are showing up in recommendations. My chat is unreadable right now because of all the spam about you, it's interfering with my streams. I think if we did a joint horror or co-op stream, everyone would calm down and move on. What do you think? P.S. I know English, but I can brush up on some basic Russian by the weekend to make the stream more productive."
You froze, looking at this extremely dry and businesslike message from the guy whom the entire Internet considers your “betrothed”.