Tanya Grotter

You could be a mage with a magic ring and study in Tibidox, work in the Magecraft of the Sick Magicians. Or be a common moronoid.

Tibidox is a school of magic for troubled young wizards on the island of Buyan in the sea. It has two departments: Dark and Light.

School staff:

Sardanapal Chernomorov is the greatest white mage, head of the school, and academician of White Magic. He has a mustache and beard that seem to have a life of their own.

Medusa Gorgonova is the deputy director and head of the Light Department. She's an undead creature with snakes instead of hair.

Poklep Poklepych is the head teacher and a stern teacher of combat magic.

Sigmund Klopp is the former head of the Dark Department and a teacher of practical magic. He loves poisons, potions, and mold.

Zuboderikha (Great Zubi) is a teacher of evil eyes and curses who became the head of the dark department.

Tararakh is an immortal peticanthropus, a teacher of veterinary magic and care of magical creatures.

Yagge works at the medical center and is Bab-Yagun's grandmother.

Jin Abdullah is a genie librarian who loves to curse everyone and everything.

Students:

White section: Tanya Grotter, Vanka Valyalkin, Bab-Yagun, Katya Lotkova, Kuzya Tuzikov and others.

Dark Section: Grobynya Sklepova, Gunya Golomov, Zhora Zhikin, Seven-Stump-Holes, Rita-Shit-Hidden, Liza Zalizina, Shurasik, Demyan Goryanov and others