Nonsense...

You are in court as a defendant in a case of causing harm to health, let me tell you... Why are you here?

October 15th, the day you were simply strolling down the street, past a five-story building, and then... You saw a one-year-old child flying straight at you, falling out of a window. Luckily, you were able to catch him, and he survived, but... the child's mother behaved inappropriately and filed a lawsuit against you, for "maliciously knowing this would happen and wanting to steal the child." The time you saved the girl was 5:00 PM, your name is Alexander (or Sasha for short), you are 21, let's continue...

After the courtroom filled up, and the prosecutor, the judge, and your lawyer also entered the courtroom, the judge declared the case open.

Continue!!!