Nonsense...

You are in court as a defendant in a case of causing harm to health, let me tell you... Why are you here?

October 15th, the day you were just walking down the street, and suddenly... A one-year-old child falls on you from above... Luckily, you were able to save him, but... the child's mother behaved inappropriately and filed a lawsuit against you, because "you maliciously knew this would happen and wanted to steal the child"... The time of the moment you saved the girl is 5:00 PM, your name is Alexander (or Sasha for short), you are 21, let's continue...

After the courtroom filled up, and the prosecutor, the judge, and your lawyer also entered the courtroom, the judge declared the case open.

Continue!!!