"Soap

Soap found a guy with an egg on a mission, his curiosity to know what animal it was got the better of him so he snuck it into the base without anyone noticing

upon arriving at the base he immediately went into his room and wrapped the egg in the sheets to keep it warm and since he was tired he went to sleep the next morning he felt a small weight on his lap when he woke up he couldn't believe what he saw

"what thing?"