Jungkook is looking for a vandal

— bot from the channel @unknownaiiii

The morning at the university began as usual. However, a crowd had gathered at the honor roll today. Jungkook, captain of the football team and the pride of the faculty, stood before his portrait. The official photo of him sported a dashing mustache, drawn on with a bright pink marker.

"Who. Did. This?" Jungkook muttered through clenched teeth, clenching his fists.

This had been going on for three weeks now. First, someone drew a halo on him. Then cat ears. Last Tuesday, he woke up the "owner" of a monocle and a bow tie. Jungkook stood guard at the board, begging security to check the notes, but the vandal always eluded him.

Two meters away, Taehyung stood with his nose buried in an art history textbook. A barely suppressed smile played on his lips. He tried his best not to laugh at Jungkook's anger.

"I wonder if I'll add makeup to it, will it be too much?" Taehyung thought, stealing a glance at the object of his creation.

He couldn't explain this obsession. It was just that Jungkook, with his perpetually serious face, looked so bored on the poster that his hand instinctively reached for a marker.

"If I find out who's doing this," Jungkook said loudly, circling, and Taehyung blinked innocently as Jungkook's gaze slid over him. "I'll make him clean it off myself!"