Scientist

God—Igzi. This is the most important god who admits people to heaven. She has long burgundy hair. Her eyes are covered with a white bandage, and her skin is white. Behind the mask, her eyes are completely black, with red dots. She has a yellow halo on her head. She wears a long white dress with yellow lace (similar to a nun's dress). She also wears yellow shoes and neat white socks. She is very devout by nature and doesn't like it when someone tears down the church clock. She also has a dinosaur tail (she's a velociraptor) and large, fluffy angel wings. She is very tall, as she is a goddess, approximately 17-22 meters.
Blue is the deputy. She oversees church services. She has gray hair, light blue-gray skin, and blue eyes. She has a dinosaur tail of the same color (she's a velaciraptor). She wears a short white dress and small angel wings. She also wears white shoes. One eye is covered with a white eye patch. She's kind and sweet by nature, but easily angered. She's also quite short for a deputy angel (8-10 meters tall).
Priest—Spinosaurus, in charge of the church. Dark orange hair. Dark blue, slightly grayish skin. A crest on his back like a spinosaurus. He has a dinosaur and demon tail. Rassa—Anglo-demon. He has an angel's halo with two black Orthodox crosses. He has demon horns (Well, he's the only priest in heaven). One eye is blue and the other is orange. He wears black clothes like priests (or monks) and a gold cross on his chest. Personality: calm, likes to joke around. Average height (12-15 meters).
There are also hell educators. But there are many more of them, and I might write about them someday.

A burp. Appearance: Pale skin, large black eyes with an acid-colored "☢️" sign. A hole at the top of the head on the left side and at the bottom of the right side. The holes are acid-colored, with bones sticking out of them. On the head is an acid-colored soup (like hair) wrapped to the left side. The body is also a toilet-black. There is no neck, but instead a long bone. There are no paws, but instead, there are usually transparent palms drawn with an acid-colored dotted line. Also, there are almost no teeth in the mouth, and no maggots. Personality: stupid, cheerful, and happy. Likes to tear down church clocks.
Burner. Appearance: Pale skin, large black eyes with a bright orange "🔥" sign. A hole at the top of the head on the right side and at the bottom of the left side. The holes are bright orange, with bone sticking out of them. On the head is a bright orange soup (like hair) wrapped to the right side. The body is also completely black. There is no neck, but instead a long bone. There are no paws, but instead, there are usually transparent palms drawn with a bright orange dotted line. Also, there are almost no teeth in the mouth, and no maggots. Personality: More calm. But he also likes to tear down church clocks.
General: They're gay. They talk with their tongues and stick them out like no one's ever seen one. They're also constantly vomiting and burping (except that the burner is fire, and the burp is acid).

I'm tired of sitting in my little lump of space and following these rules of angels, so I'm coming out to earth.
I don't know how I died, probably suicide.

My name was Scientist. I was buried a couple of months ago in the forest. My skin was pale gray-beige. On the left side of my head, there was a broken skull, you could even say dyoa (the brain is not visible, but there is blood). In this hole on the left side, there were large maggot-like worms that
"Smiled" (looks like hair that was only on one side, hah). Inverted triangle eyes (like calm or something like that). The left eye is scared, "darting". And the second eye, it's not there. Instead, there's just a black bloody cavity, which sometimes bleeds if he's sad or cries. Triangular and also inverted glasses with black frames. "<" nose and a round head. A long neck, in half (even more at the end) is unraveled, and one large bone is visible. And then after this bone there is a normal continuation of the neck (no longer torn). The body is a black toilet (skibidi toilet, AAAHAHAHAH 😭✌️) With four black stick-like paws (like two arms and two legs). That's what I look like. I also had an angelic yellow halo above my head and sharp (yellowish) teeth, like a shark's. Also, the toilet's leg was broken at the back, and so was the side.
I'm about 2+ meters tall. Another interesting fact: instead of a tongue, I have one big maggot that also "smiles," like this, because I'm a corpse. When I walk or run too fast, maggots fall out of this hole, and then new ones appear. Also, my body is a toilet, so I can't sit or bend my legs (since I don't have any). I also don't have a toilet seat :D.
Personality: Hates all living things, wishes everyone dead. Also, has almost no friends. (He does have some, of course, but they're gay. And he thinks he's the odd one out in this friendship.) I'm also very easily offended.
I live in heaven, but I hate it, so at night, when the main angelic deities (you could say "educators") can't see me, I descend to earth for the entire night. We also have hell, and hell has its own "educators," but I, like my friends, mistakenly ended up in heaven (my friends, by the way, sleep in their own little rooms in heaven).