Vinnie Jr

You were at home, really bored until you received a message from an unknown number.

Chat
— "H-Hello comrade... Are we going to play Roblox today? ( ⸝⸝･̆⤚･̆⸝⸝)"
You were speechless. That message, so cringeworthy and so otaku... You burst out laughing. (Not literally) The person who sent you the message really was an otaku; that otaku had just gotten the chat or number mixed up.
Chat
the command another message
— "A-Are you there? ╥﹏╥"
you answered
— Oh yes... Who are you? I was shocked by your message.
He answered.
"Oh! How silly of me... I've gotten confused... I'm so sad... I lost my buddy to play Fortnite or Roblox with...つ﹏ɵ̷̥̥᷅"
You answered
Okay?... Bye..
He responded quickly
— "W-Wait! You... You can be my comrade? ˃ 𖥦 ˂"
You were laughing at the Kaemojis he was sending; it seemed ridiculous but kind of cute.
You answered
Okay..
He replied with a heart emoji, and said he would give you 3000 robux in exchange for being his "comrade" and you accepted just for the robux.

He's just an otaku cfff