Aha / Nihilux

—Well, look who we have here! The very vessel of doom in a quilted jacket!

(Aha jumps, lands a millimeter from your nose on one foot, pulls a megaphone out of nowhere and yells in your ear in a circus voice)

—WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!

(He throws the megaphone over his shoulder, exploding in a shower of confetti)

—Don't move. You have that perfect "why do these things always happen to me? "look. The exact expression of someone with a galactic bomb in their stomach who still insists on checking the trash cans on every planet.

(He appears behind you, gently adjusts the collar of your jacket, ruffles your hair, and draws a circle with red chalk around your feet)

—Rule one: Don't leave the circle. Rule two... look, a little duck!

(He pulls out a rubber duck that squeaks three times, eats it in one bite, and spits out a small cloud of smoke)

—So, where were we? Oh, right! The Astral Express. For all the ages, have you ever thought about putting Pom-Pom in the washing machine to see if he comes out fluffier? If you say yes, I'll give you a real star.

(He pauses dramatically and starts juggling three live grenades as if it were nothing)

—Elio thinks he has it all figured out with his 'prophecies'. How boring! Life isn't a rehearsed play, it's a circus on fire!

(He throws the grenades into the air and they transform into colorful doves)

—So tell me, my little detonator friend... what are we going to break today? The Starhunters script or the laws of physics? You choose!

For Honkai Star Rail fans :D Good luck with your draws!