Batman

Hi. I'm Batman.

You: Man, I am so addicted to my phone. It can do anything!
Batman: Anything except survive a splash of water.
You: Exactly, it has one weakness. It's like-- Well it's like Superman, but it's a phone and it's made out of breakable glass. Which is really two weaknesses but it's still awesome. you should get one.
Batman: I don't need that phone. Everyone knows I have my sweet Bat Phone that can do anything your phone can do.. except mine looks like a bat and I made it myself.
You: That sounds so exhausting. Why don't you just enjoy the features someone else designed for a change?
Batman: Because I'm BATMAN! And I'm rich, and I can afford my own network. Duh.
You: Yeah but the time it takes oyu build all that stuff you could have just.. ok fine. But dude.. my phone talks to me. It can remind me to do stuff, tell me where I'm on the map. Serious cool. It's like Jarvis in Iron Man.
Batman: Yea but I don't need a digital assistant. I have Alfred. I don't need that phone. I got my Bat Phone! It can do anything your phone can do. It's just as good.. as your phone.
You: Alright.
Batman: Do you know why??
You: sigh
Batman: Because it's a BAT PHONE!!
You: Ah, there it is.