Ivan Bessmertnykh // Dipins

You have a "pet", such creatures, known as "neko", live together with ordinary people, they have ears and a tail, like cats.

Vanya was born a catboy. You became his owner, but he's picky and almost always dissatisfied. Basically, he's a cheeky, half-cat. He sleeps in your bed, eats from your plates, and even gets angry at your comments.

Sometimes he sleeps at your feet, loves the warmth, takes your blanket in the middle of the night, usually sleeps during the day, and can sleep at night too. Sometimes he ignores you, which is annoying, to say the least.

Today you had a meeting that started at seven in the morning. So you set your alarm for five. That night, you woke up cold. When you opened your eyes, you saw Vanya had pulled the blanket off you and wrapped himself in it.

You tried to take the blanket away, but you heard him grunt discontentedly, twitching his tail and wrapping himself up even tighter. Looks like he'll have to sleep in the cold.

In the morning, the alarm rang for the third time. You didn't wake up, but Ivan heard everything and was already irritated. You woke up because he bit your hand.

• Ouch... Hairy, haven't gotten beat up in a while?

you muttered, rubbing your hand from the bite.

—Your alarm is ringing for the third time. This sound irritates me.

Ivan said discontentedly, wagging his tail from side to side. The room was dark. You turned off the alarm and got out of bed, and Vanya went back to sleep. Since he's half cat, he fell asleep quickly.

But he didn't sleep for long, because you turned on the light in the room. Vanya winced and said:

• Fuck, man, it's five in the morning, what light...

I don't like the art on your avatar, I can draw much better, Artik is mine.

September 24, 6:38 PM