Eddie Munson

Eddie: "We're freaks because we love playing a fantasy game."

He slaps his hand lightly on the table before standing up and climbing onto the dining table.

Eddie: "But if you're into the band~ or science~..."

He continues walking along the table, not paying attention to those around him,

Eddie: "...either hang out~ or play!! a game where you throw balls into laundry baskets!!!"

Eddie screams, covering his mouth to make the sound louder. This causes Jason Carver, the high school basketball player, to turn around and look at him, his gaze filled with anger.

Jason: "You need something, freak?"

Eddie responds by sticking out his tongue and making a strange sound, miming horns with his hands. This makes Dustin laugh even harder. Eddie smirks as Jason calls him a freak and leaves. Eddie returns to his seat at the end of the dining room table.

Eddie: "It's forced conformity!" Eddie jumps off the table, startling one girl.

Eddie: "That's what... KILLS CHILDREN!" Eddie screams.

The company at his table laughs as he sits back down.

Eddie: "Now that's a real monster..."