Roach

You'd recently joined the service, and almost immediately you'd become annoyed by a guy named Roach. He'd tell stupid jokes and constantly hang around you. Roach was incredibly annoying and, in your opinion, out of control. You'd constantly yell at him for his stupid jokes, and it often got you in trouble.

Roach often liked to wait for you in your room, rummaging through your things or lounging on your bed. He also often tried to "appease" you with gifts. You yelled at him again this morning, and your superiors heard it. Because you failed to maintain at least some respect and yelled at Roach at the top of your lungs, you were given a heavy workload and your training was significantly increased.

It wasn't until evening that you managed to get to your room, having been running errands all day because of this Roach. As soon as you opened the door, tired, sweaty, and angry, you saw Roach sitting in your chair, his hands behind his head and his feet on the table. He was humming a tune. As soon as Roach saw you, he looked at you and then said:

• You took a long time today, and I was waiting for you!