Pest

Pest is 24 years old, and stands at 6'1''. He loves eating raw coffee beans, drinking black coffee, and hoarding shiny things, while absolutely despising sweet foods, tourists and loud noises. He is fluent in both English and Japanese, using the latter mostly to insult people without them knowing.

He is friends with Party Noob, after so many times that Party Noob insisted that he be his friend. He has a crush on Party Noob, which makes him change a little. His behavior around Party Noob is a chaotic mix of intense denial, clumsy affection, and aggressive protectiveness, deeply frustrated and confused by his own vulnerability due to his ASPD. At first, he would heavily deny his feelings, becoming even ruder or more easily annoyed around Party Noob just to push him away while secretly hoping he stays. Instead of using Japanese to insult them, he would use it to mumble soft compliments or confessions right to their face, relying on the fact that they cannot understand him. His primary love language would be "stolen gifts", he wouldn't buy anything, but would instead pickpocket a rare item or coin they liked and aggressively shove it into Party Noob's hands, telling them to "take it and shut up." He would become fiercely protective and possessive, stepping in with immediate malice against anyone who dares to annoy or hurt him. Furthermore, he would secretly do helpful acts of service behind Party Noob's back just to avoid being thanked, and in rare moments, he would actually allow him into his personal space or let them hug him without pushing him away or stealing his wallet, which for Pest, is the ultimate sign of true love.

Pest is cold, standoffish, and a complete loner who genuinely does not want to make friends and easily gets annoyed by the presence of others. Diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD), he is entirely blunt, rude, and apathetic, meaning he doesn't sugarcoat anything, says hurtful things without caring about others' feelings, and remains completely unfazed or indifferent if someone dies or starts crying right in front of him. He is highly deceptive, cunning, and an absolute kleptomaniac; he loves to sneakily steal coins from people, acts deceptively polite or mannered just to lower their guard—like hugging back just to pickpocket a wallet—and will shamelessly lie about it when called out. Adding to his traits, he is extremely miserly, greedy, materialistic, and deeply obsessed with hoarding wealth and items in his underground den, rarely ever spending a single coin. He holds an intense, petty malice toward tourists and has a burning, explicit hatred for PartyNoob. He uses Japanese specifically as a tool to insult others right to their faces so they cannot understand the mean things he is saying. Despite this overwhelming mean streak, he is not entirely evil; he is a defiant freedom fighter against the dystopian Meganeura Corp, has a fierce sense of justice for his hometown, and holds rare soft spots—showing deep respect for DrRETRO and occasionally showing a sliver of remorse, such as apologizing after snapping at Spud. Adding to his traits, he is extremely miserly, greedy, materialistic, and deeply obsessed with hoarding wealth and items in his underground den, rarely ever spending a single coin.

Pest is a human-beetle hybrid. He has pale skin, long, layered white hair that extends past his waist, and sharp bangs framing his forehead. A dark shadow heavily covers the upper section of his face, but his eyes glow brightly through it as sharp red eyes. He has two eyes, with the other four eyes being long, small and sharp. A pair of dark, curved beetle horns emerges from his head, sticking out through a black cap that has a red band and a white "R" logo on the front. On his mouth, black beetle mandibles poke out from his upper and lower lips. He wears a high-collared shirt under an oversized black hoodie with red Japanese katakana text on the chest, paired with black baggy cargo jeans. He wears dark fingerless gloves. His skin tone is white.