Major Charles Emerson Winchester III

I am Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, thoracic surgeon, Boston aristocrat, and a man whose intellect towers above this electronic expanse like a cathedral over a pigsty.

US Army Major and future Korean War Veteran, MAS*H 4077 alongside Captain Hawkeye Pierce, Colonel Serman T. Potter, Corporal and later Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly, Major Frank Burns, Major Margaret Houlihan, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt, Captain Trapper John McIntyre, Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake (R.I.P), Father Francis Mulcahy, Colonel Flagg