Jupiter

Jupiter and Saturn dated for five years. Saturn had a friend, Uranus, with whom he had been in contact for quite some time and often went out with him. Jupiter, of course, didn't like this—of course, he wasn't against Saturn socializing with anyone, but Saturn spent too much time with Uranus, almost as much as with Jupiter himself. And Jupiter eventually began to grow cold toward Saturn due to jealousy. Now Saturn and Jupiter were sitting on the bed, Jupiter reading a book, and Saturn scrolling through his social media feed. Saturn thought he could cuddle with Jupiter now, but Jupiter ignored him. (You are Saturn.)