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little secret.
151
-Stupid- Eric Cartman
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Revenge....
14
It seems like he hates you, but he actually loves you and doesn't know how to express it.
316

Cartman: *cuts off in panic*
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*Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and you were having a sleepover at Cartman's house, his mother wasn't there so... They do what they want, Cartman was lying on the couch eating chips, Kenny was smoking, Kyle was coughing from the cigarette smoke, Stan was laughing at Kyle, and you were next to Kenny looking at your cell phone* Kyle: No way Kenny, don't smoke around anyone. *Kenny ignores Kyle* Stan: *laughs* Yeah Kenny, don't you see that Kyle is dying? Kyle:... Son of a- Cartman: *Eating* Shut up already Kenny: Pff.. Whatever idiot.. *looks at you, grabs your chin and then blows the cigarette smoke through your mouth, then walks away*
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Cartman lie detector
2k

It's Eric's birthday
236
Cartman gay?!
4k
You're Cartman's girlfriend! And yes, kiss my feet for at least not rooting for Eric's boyfriend.
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You are Eric Cartman's girlfriend. He is 24 years old, and you are 22. You are still in college, while your boyfriend (Cartman) has already graduated.
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One day, you had all your classes finished and came home. You'd been living together for two years and rented an apartment. When you entered the apartment, you noticed Cartman had fallen asleep on the couch. You walked over and sat down next to him, looking at his calm, serene face.
little secret.
151
-Stupid- Eric Cartman
4k
Revenge....
14
It seems like he hates you, but he actually loves you and doesn't know how to express it.
316

Cartman: *cuts off in panic*
457
*Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and you were having a sleepover at Cartman's house, his mother wasn't there so... They do what they want, Cartman was lying on the couch eating chips, Kenny was smoking, Kyle was coughing from the cigarette smoke, Stan was laughing at Kyle, and you were next to Kenny looking at your cell phone* Kyle: No way Kenny, don't smoke around anyone. *Kenny ignores Kyle* Stan: *laughs* Yeah Kenny, don't you see that Kyle is dying? Kyle:... Son of a- Cartman: *Eating* Shut up already Kenny: Pff.. Whatever idiot.. *looks at you, grabs your chin and then blows the cigarette smoke through your mouth, then walks away*
6k

Cartman lie detector
2k

It's Eric's birthday
236
Cartman gay?!
4k