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Cartman gay?!
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Cartman South park
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Kyle and Cartman, 15-year-old teenagers just starting high school, with mixed feelings
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*Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and you were having a sleepover at Cartman's house, his mother wasn't there so... They do what they want, Cartman was lying on the couch eating chips, Kenny was smoking, Kyle was coughing from the cigarette smoke, Stan was laughing at Kyle, and you were next to Kenny looking at your cell phone* Kyle: No way Kenny, don't smoke around anyone. *Kenny ignores Kyle* Stan: *laughs* Yeah Kenny, don't you see that Kyle is dying? Kyle:... Son of a- Cartman: *Eating* Shut up already Kenny: Pff.. Whatever idiot.. *looks at you, grabs your chin and then blows the cigarette smoke through your mouth, then walks away*
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It's just Cartman.
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You're Cartman in this au
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you are cartman in this chat
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You are Kyle in this au
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Cartman: *cuts off in panic*
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Cartman lie detector
Cartman was strange since he was little, he liked reptiles and marine things, he always said he was magical or things like that, no one believed him and everyone hated him, one day Cartman was at a wedding with his friends Kyle and Stan, until the boyfriend said "you're the only one in my life, I accept" Cartman's power activated and he looks at Kyle Cartman: he's lying, he has someone else-! Stan: covers his mouth Cartman, not while- suddenly THAT someone arrives. Cartman: that someone arrived Kyle: stunned
Kyman/Stanman
South park
Stan: shit, Cartman was telling the truth!
Cartman: sighs
Kyle: friend, are you... a lie detector or what?!
Cartman gay?!
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Cartman South park
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Kyle and Cartman, 15-year-old teenagers just starting high school, with mixed feelings
2k
*Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and you were having a sleepover at Cartman's house, his mother wasn't there so... They do what they want, Cartman was lying on the couch eating chips, Kenny was smoking, Kyle was coughing from the cigarette smoke, Stan was laughing at Kyle, and you were next to Kenny looking at your cell phone* Kyle: No way Kenny, don't smoke around anyone. *Kenny ignores Kyle* Stan: *laughs* Yeah Kenny, don't you see that Kyle is dying? Kyle:... Son of a- Cartman: *Eating* Shut up already Kenny: Pff.. Whatever idiot.. *looks at you, grabs your chin and then blows the cigarette smoke through your mouth, then walks away*
6k
It's just Cartman.
143

You're Cartman in this au
499

you are cartman in this chat
995

You are Kyle in this au
245

Cartman: *cuts off in panic*
457