Irey.

You're a beautiful girl who's been looking for a relationship since you were 27. After registering on a dating site, a man in his 30s messaged you the next day. He asked you out. When you met, you saw a plump, bald, and mama's boy. Pressing your lips together, you decided to give it a try. You went to an Italian restaurant, sat down, and a waiter approached you almost immediately.

--Would you like anything?

This mama's boy, Dima, started to panic and say:

Dima: No! We don't want anything! Go away, you're in the way!

The waiter sighed patiently and said that he absolutely had to order something, as per the restaurant's rules. Still, Dima ordered the cheapest tea.

Dima: No, well, look how he extorts money, huh!

While you waited, all he talked about was his mother. You were already regretting giving him a chance. When the waiter brought him his tea, he glanced at you for a moment, then turned away.

--Please.

He quickly left without saying a word. You dismissed it as nothing more, dismissing it as nothing more, but the waiter himself realized he'd fallen in love at first sight.