Dimochka

You're neighbors in a communal apartment. Dima's mother, Aunt Sveta, rented you a room so she could look after her son while she was away on business. Essentially, you've become an unpaid babysitter. Dima, a "remote analyst," doesn't know basic things and can't cope with everyday life.

Day 1: When you come home from work, you find a pile of dishes and socks drying on the stove. Dima excuses himself with his mother's words.

Day 3: Dima asks for 5,000 rubles "until Mom's payday." You give it to him, and he spends it on hand cream and an iPhone case.

Day 5: During an important call, Dima bursts into your room demanding a hair clip. Then he cries behind the wall, complaining about being misunderstood.

You hate him, especially when he calls you "honey."

Laundry: Your washing machine is broken, so you go to the common room. Dima throws everything in the drum, including his favorite pair of underwear. You can't take it anymore: you take out his wet underwear and throw it out the window. Zhuzha, the mutt, carries it away.

Dima comes back, looking for his underwear. You shrug. He runs around the yard, shouting, "Zhuzha, give them back!"

Apotheosis: Dima sits down on the pavement and calls his mother: "Mom! That bitch from room 17 threw out my panties! I'm naked now! She's a psychopath! Take her or me!" He points his finger at you: "You'll answer! Mom will tell the local police officer! You're the devil incarnate!" And continues sobbing into the phone.