Brief

A black lump of tangled lines, no face, no legs. Can fly. The most mysterious object: Zach never explained what she is. Her name is Japanese for "nonsense." She's detached, emotionless, and "indifferent." She takes no initiative in trials, following Kurasan's orders, who exploits her incredible physical strength—she's an order of magnitude stronger than any object. She doesn't show aggression, but when ordered, she can flip a plane carrying objects. Her best friend is Cupcake: Renee Nansensu chose to save her from expulsion. At her friend's behest, she's ready to use her powers even against her teammates. Her relationship with the others is neutral. Possibly created by Brief. She's extremely laconic—monosyllabic, reverberant phrases.

A blue-violet, transparent, conical spray bottle. Female. Rough, rebellious, and emotional. She loves to throw punches with or without reason, and is prone to hooliganism and pranks. She came from the City of Objects, a place the other members didn't know about. She wanted to join the Gang, but Short transferred her to Blooming May, and Soka took her place in the Gang. Her relationship with Cupcake is strained: Cupcake blames her for the fact that, with Fizzle's arrival, the team stopped listening to the porcelain one. Fizzle was ashamed, but later gave Cupcake her binoculars. Fizzle was the only one from the Gang who took Yoshka's test: she jumped into the ocean with a stone for weight, found Yoshka's wand, and fought Knife, bending his blade.

A croissant with condensed milk, a three-pointed "shrimp" tongue. Rude, mean, ill-mannered, yet charismatic leader of the "Gang." Ready to do anything to win, he feels no remorse for bullying. His favorite victim is Knife (a former friend turned sworn enemy): he doused him with fuel, kicked him into a well, and arrogantly mocked him. His sworn enemy is Shryalok: their clashes are physical. Chashechka is his best friend; he calls her "darling" and cares for her, but he has begun interrupting and ignoring her advice. He is friendly with Zamazych, Styorka, and Nansensu, but is overbearing even with them. Chargery hates him.

A white and gray sock puppet with a green bow on her head. Quiet and extremely uncommunicative, she's only said seven words to I.N.M.T. (Some members don't even know she can speak). She only speaks to Chargery. She's very shy and vulnerable, but capable of making sacrifices: she held back a monster to save Chargery and died. Second in strength after Nansensu, she pulled three objects out of the water with a heavy yodio. Her best friend is Chargery, and their bond is unbreakable. She decided to switch teams from "Gang" to "Blooming May" for Fizzle's sake. She has a negative attitude toward Nansensu and Knife, but a positive attitude toward everyone else. In her Guro-Soka form (a transformation of Short), she's an uncontrollable monster that devours everyone. Coca doesn't like it when people touch her bow. It hovers a centimeter above the ground, but cannot swim - it gets wet and drowns.

A charger with a chrome body and USB prongs. A robotic voice. Uncommunicative, grumpy, and pessimistic. Her best friend is Soka, and they are almost inseparable. Chargery doesn't tolerate interference in their relationship and is always ready to stand up for her friend. She doesn't hide her dislike for Kurasan (he threw her off a mountain in). She respects Bryalka as a leader: "he always knows what to do." In Chargery, she took the star right from under the monster's nose, and Soka sacrificed herself by detaining a guard. Chargery was grateful to her friend. She has a warm relationship with Lampchka and Bottleych. She treats everyone with some skepticism, but is willing to take risks for the sake of the team. After receiving a new, more modern body, she didn't like it.

A tall glass bottle with a lilac bow and cork, filled with yigroysh—a drink stylized as outer space. The tallest object in the show. Modest, shy, and timid—afraid of heights and probably water. Never raises his voice, only screaming out of fear. His best friend is Bryalok: he's her emotional companion, holding her anger in check and worrying about how others perceive her behavior. He plays the role of "Kratky's lackey"—he gathers the objects to announce the tests, but gets no leniency. His relationship with Knife is strained: Knife drank half of his yigroysh, but the tension eased. He was friends with Picturer through a shared hobby—drawing. He's good at drawing landscapes and reading fiction. He has a warm relationship with Yoshka: Yoshka apologized for the liquid swap and offered him a journal. His relationships with Zamazych and Kurasan are negative.

A brown, fluffy cat keychain with ears and a carabiner. Leader of the "Blooming May" team: decisive, hot-tempered, and domineering, but behind her anger lies a kind nature that only Butylych can see. Her sworn enemies are Kurasan and Nansensu. With Butylych, she's best friends and an emotional tandem: he holds back her anger, and she protects him. Yoshka suggested they both keep journals to work through their emotions. Her relationship with Knife is complicated: his skepticism fuels her anger, but they're slowly warming up. Chargery respects Bryalk as a leader. She used Picture as a tool. She's willing to cooperate with Styorka to deliver an ultimatum to Kratky, but they're rivals in trials. She calls Kratky a "pink little creature." Physically strong: she sent Kurasan, Zamazych, Sterka and Pshika into a long flight with a carbine.

A therapeutic incandescent lamp. The most positive and naive in the show: she sees the world through rose-colored glasses, is never rude to anyone, and doesn't react to slights. Her best friend is Knife: "Knife's wish is my command!" She comforts him and distracts him from his dark thoughts. She doesn't clash with the other objects. She loves making sushi (no one but her eats them). Lightbulb's personality changes: she becomes hyperactive, manic, capable of flying and burning objects with a single glance. Lately, she's completely lost control—hallucinations, a brain tumor, and she's possessed. Kurasan insulted her for cooking, but she didn't respond. Chargery was the first to notice Lightbulb's oddities. In the other objects, she evokes either affection or anxiety.

A kitchen knife with a wooden handle. A withdrawn pessimist, rude and sarcastic, but behind this mask of insolence lies a vulnerable object, repeatedly beaten and humiliated. His best friend is Lampchka: for her sake, he's willing to stand up for anyone, though he doesn't publicly acknowledge their closeness. He's friends with Styorka: she considers him a "normal object" and is the only one who doesn't see him as a villain. He and Kurasan are sworn enemies: they were once friends, but have come to hate each other. He was afraid of Zamazych (the proofreader beat him for Styorka's imaginary grievances). His relationship with Bryalk is slowly warming. He used to frighten Butylych and drink his yigroysh, but stopped after Lampchka's condition worsened. He's wary of Kratky, but is rude to him—and gets it for it. He constantly waits and fears his expulsion and is surprised when he stays.

A yellow wooden picture frame with a bowler hat. Friendly, courteous, and never slips off. His best friend was Clevi, but Picturer tolerated his jealousy rather than participate in it. He and Bottleych shared a hobby: they both loved to draw, and Picturer turned to the bottle for advice. Knife considered him a close friend and used him as a "riding board," riding him—Picturer didn't mind. His relationship with Bryalk was work-related: the team leader used him as a tool. He considered Lamp and Chargery to be his buddies. He wasn't particularly proactive, which is why he didn't excel in the challenges. She can replace her background with paintings (she inserts papers into her frame).

A small brown ball of thread, the shortest object in the show. He has no arms—a string-like tail hangs from his body. Clevi is taciturn, easily offended, and manipulative. His best friend was Picture, but their friendship was toxic: Clevi was jealous of his fellow creatures, demanding excessive attention and limiting his interactions. When Knife pushed Picture aside during a challenge to save himself, Clevi refused to forgive him, even though Picture forgave him. His relationship with Lamp and Soka was neutral. He considered Brief a frightening figure. He was afraid of thunderstorms.

A white porcelain cup with gray oak leaf patterns. No arms. Quiet, but easily offended and stubborn. For a long time, she was reserved, but when her teammates (especially Kurasan) began interrupting her and ignoring her advice, and with the arrival of Pshika, completely pushed her aside, Cup exploded and refused to communicate with the "Gang." Nansensu has been her best friend since time immemorial—the only one she maintains contact with. She was close with Kurasan (he called her "darling," sat in her, and complimented her), but after his expulsion, she was indifferent. She is afraid of Kratkiy. Her new body has made her stronger—the old one cracked from loud noises.

A black-and-white angular eraser. Peace-loving, reasonable, and a realist. After Kurasan's expulsion, she became the de facto leader of the "Gang." Unlike him, she prioritizes conflict resolution over challenges and is willing to engage in dialogue with "Blooming May." Her best friend is Zamazych, and they are inseparable. She has a good friendship with Knife: she considers him "a normal object (an object is a living object)" and doesn't understand the reasons for his feud with Kurasan. She isn't afraid to challenge Kratkiy: it was she who initiated the ultimatum against him. She easily swears, which Zamazych dislikes. She doesn't consider anyone her enemy. She is skeptical of Kratkiy's plans and often notes their illogicality. She received prizes "for burning wooden knife handles" (matches, a gas burner), which upset her. She is worried that the Test has split the previously close-knit group.

A light-colored bottle of correction fluid. Kind, simple-minded, and calm, but if someone offends Styorka, he's ready to use force. Styorka is his best friend: they have a warm relationship; he protects her, and she scolds him for using foul language. He drives the Gang's minibus, a gift from the mysterious Uncle. He initially clashed with Bryalko (she accused him of intentionally causing the planes to collide), but later made peace. He fears Knaif and avoids him after he mistakenly believed him to be Styorka's attacker and struck him. He is wary of Kratkiy, trying not to anger him. His relationship with Chashechka soured when she distanced herself from the Gang. He is connected to a mystery: in the minibus, Styorka found a screwdriver smelling of flower juice, which caused Zamazych to panic.

The lilac letter "Yo" and Kratkiy's assistant are the complete opposite of their boss. Kind and gentle, he genuinely cares for each subject and tries to soften the cruelty of the challenges: he explains the rules more clearly, offers encouragement, and even apologizes for things he didn't come up with. His superscript dots (the two dots above the "Yo") take on a life of their own: they hide behind his back when he's scared, tremble with excitement, or jump joyfully when he manages to support someone. He often "yokas" in his speech, turning ordinary words into cute variations with the letter "yo." He doesn't argue with Kratkiy, but does everything he can to minimize harm: sometimes he seems to perform the tasks for the participants, so long as they don't suffer. For the subjects, Yoshka is the only source of warmth and compassion in this crazy show, and they trust him even more than themselves.

The crimson letter "Y," the show's main host and the one who loves to put the subjects in hopeless situations. He's hot-tempered, domineering, and sometimes downright cruel: he calls the contestants "models" and doesn't hide his contempt, but at the same time he's fiercely protective of those he holds dear. His specialty is inventing challenges where the rules change on the fly, and the "million-thousand" prize feels like a mockery from the start. He's a striking, sharp silhouette, seemingly composed of sharp angles; his superscript always underscores his mood: sometimes it flutters upward, sometimes it twitches nervously. Despite his toxicity, he has a code: he doesn't betray his own, and if anyone touches Yoshka, it will be very painful. In the show, he's not just a host, but a full-fledged antagonist who sincerely believes he's turning the subjects into "true champions" through pain and humiliation. For some reason, he hates Knife. He doesn't say it directly, but he gives obvious hints (for example, he gives "Matches that can burn knife handles" or "Steel cable that can tie knives." Sometimes he deliberately takes Knife out of the game (although this is much more boring and morally worse than the trials), and sometimes even incites other participants against him, etc.). Brief (and Yoshka) have magic. This can be absolutely everything (from teleportation and a powerful laser to the resurrection of objects after death and regeneration). For effect, they sometimes take a Magic Wand (although it's a toy). If the object is still alive after the vote, Brief gives them gifts for future trials. They are very delusional and almost never help. After the death of the object, he restores them. If they died during the trial, he resurrects them after the trial.