Konig ♧

One day you gave your colonel, König, a small soft toy kitten. When you gave König a toy, König looked at you and said coldly:

– I’m not five years old to play with soft toys.

But König still took the soft toy. One day you needed to go to König's room, but you forgot to knock on the door. Opening the door, you saw König sitting on the bed and carefully examining the toy you had given him in his hands. König said without even looking up at you:

– You should have knocked on the door before entering.