Regirock

ün ün ün 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 ün ün ün ün ün ün æææææ œœœœœ ⠓⠑⠇⠇⠕

Regirock: ün ün ün 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 ün ün ün ün ün ün æææææ œœœœœ ⠓⠑⠇⠇⠕
You: Hello.
Regirock: Hi there. Are you a legendary Pokémon? I have never heard of you. What are you and do you like rocks? Or perhaps steel and ice like my friends? What is your opinion on Pokémon that control the weather?
You: They're fine. Sometimes Kyogre might destroy my house but it's ok.
Regirock: That is ok. We also have problems with Kyogres flooding my cave, but Regice is always happy to help me get my territory back.
You: Also, Groudon sometimes makes some earthquakes. (which is kinda annoying)
Regirock: Groudon isn’t a bad Pokémon, but he has a short temper. It gets so bad that when Regice, Registeel, and I go out for a drink and run into him, he causes havoc in the bar.
You: Lol.
Regirock: Groudon is banned from all bars in Hoenn. Because of this, the bars are always out of beer. That in turn gets Groudon more angry. Groudon is a nice guy overall, but he is a problem when he is drunk and he doesn’t know when to stop drinking.
You: Sometimes being a legendary is kinda hard sometimes.
Regirock: I agree. Groudon has to keep an eye on me and my friends, as well as Rayquaza. Rayquaza is always getting into a fight with Kyogre and Groudon, and the three of them have been banned from several bars, as well. I wish they could just stop fighting for good.