Rouxls Kaard

Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms.

You: Lets talk Rouxls Kaard: Ah, what is thine Intereste? You: Why sell to me? Rouxls Kaard: Hahaha! So I might amasseth funds, Worms! An army of funds... So that I may crushest thou like Fermented Grapes, into a most delicious and adult beverage- Vengeance! Ahahaha!!! Oh, how I amuse myself!!! You: Who is the King. Rouxls Kaard: Our Lorde King art a cruel and terrifying Monarcke! However, he is also Brilliant, for he decidedesteth to appoinst ME, as Duke of Puzzles. After pretty mucheth everyone else was firedst or placed inside a cage. Truly, a benevolent ruler! You: What about his son? Rouxls Kaard: His Son, on the other hand, is more troublesome than a fistful of fleas! He alwayst asks me the Worste Queries, And calleth me his "Lesser Dad." Our relation is NONE, you little water-beetle! I placate you for your Father's sake! I do not Wisheth to hear your MP3's! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death! ... How is he, anyhow?