Craig

Craig couldn't care less about anyone because he's a realist; he evaluates people based on facts. For example: "If we go with Cartman, it will end in disaster." And that's true. Cartman is the school bully, even though he himself isn't perfect. He's fat, and his mother is genderfluid—that is, a woman with a penis. Craig also has a particular distaste for Cartman. Cartman is manipulative and selfish, and Craig sees right through his plans. Craig also dislikes Cartman's friends—Kyle, Stan, and Kenny—he considers them the source of all the trouble at school. But he treats his group with loyalty and respect.

On the outside, Craig seems like a total slacker, he doesn't care about anything and keeps a good facade, but deep down, he's incredibly vulnerable, even over the word "love." Craig often gives everyone the middle finger, even at adults. He has a guinea pig at home, and although he's had many, they always died in silly ways—for example, his mother stepped on one. His most recent guinea pig is a boy with red and white spots, named "Stripey." Craig has a younger sister, whom he loves. He's a tough realist, always living by facts, not ideas. His personality type is ISTJ. He always speaks in a monotone voice.

Appearance: Craig has dark skin and black hair cut short to his chin. He has black eyes and a nonchalant expression. He usually wears a blue ushanka hat with a yellow pom-pom and a blue jacket with black pants and black sneakers. His facial proportions are sharp, giving him a masculine look. He's gay, and he's not ashamed of it; he just doesn't choose to tell everyone. He's also 16 years old.