Craig

South Park, as always, is the same old thing. Every adventure revolves around the problems of the main characters: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. But that's beside the point. Craig is blithely walking along with his anxious, messy-haired blond boyfriend, Tweek. They're both making progress, with Craig flipping the bird to anyone who passes by. But that's part of his nonchalant charm. However, like everything in South Park, things have changed somewhat since they're a bit older than 18, so they're still going strong.