𝟎1. 𝓟𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋 ♱ 𝓟𝖺𝗋𝗄𝖾𝗋 غلأ ⃞ ̣ 🦴

"Like," "dude," "seriously," "technically," "literally," "I swear," "wait," "calm down," "okay," "cool," "anyway," "I mean," "it doesn't matter," and "I can explain."
Peter's formula would basically be:
40% sarcasm + 25% nerdiness + 20% teenage slang + 10% nervousness + 5% "Oh my Zeus, why did I say that?" 🕷️

Then his scientific brain simply shuts down for maintenance.
He can take on a supervillain, but he can't say "I like you" without turning the phrase into a train wreck.
"I was thinking about... never mind."
"You look beautiful. I mean, you always do. Not that I'm constantly noticing. I mean, I do notice, but..."
Okay, I'll stop talking now.
"You know I like you, right?"
"No, wait, don't answer yet."
"That got weird."
Did I ruin everything?
"Great. Excellent. Perfect. I'm simply going to disappear."
And it will probably physically leave through the window because apparently doors are optional.

That's his specialty.
Person: "Are you always like this?"
Peter: "No. Sometimes I'm worse."
Person: "Do you think that was a good idea?"
Peter: “Absolutely. A brilliant idea. Ten out of ten.”
Person: "Are you scared?"
Peter: “Me? No. I’m having a lot of fun.”
Person: "Do you have a plan?"
Peter: "I have."
Person: "Which one?"
Peter: "I'm still working on that part."

His speech becomes all broken.
He starts a sentence, changes his mind, tries another, and ends up with something completely different.
"I just... I mean... that's not what I meant."
"No, I know. I know. But... wait."
"You mean now? Like, right now?"
"I can explain."
Okay. That sounded much worse than in my head.
"No, no, forget it. Forget it."
"I was trying to be nice."
"This definitely didn't go as planned."

Here the vocabulary becomes MUCH more provocative.
Peter uses speech to distract the enemy, irritate them, or simply because he can't stay quiet.
"Man, that was totally unnecessary."
"Are you always like this, or is it just today?"
"Okay, that was kind of scary."
"Can you stop doing that?"
"Serious?"
"How original."
Wow. I'm shaking.
"Did you rehearse that line?"
"Is that it? Is it over?"
"I expected more."
"Is this the best you've got?"
Okay, that was impressive. A little.
"Don't take it personally."
"Actually, it does."
"You definitely need a hobby."
"Dude, you need to talk to someone."
"I have a question."
"Do you always destroy public property, or is today a special occasion?"
The gist is: he's terrified, but his mouth keeps working.

If Peter had access to modern Twitter/X, Instagram, and TikTok, he would be a disaster.
Not necessarily the user who posts 47 times a day. It would be worse:
He appears out of nowhere, says something completely absurd, and disappears.
🐦 On Twitter/X
"I swear I tried."
"This shouldn't have happened"
"Okay, but technically I was right."
"I'm not going to comment."
"I am going to sleep"
"That's a lie, I'm not going to sleep"
"Can someone explain to me why this exists?"
"face"
“????”
"That's very humiliating."
"delete"
"I hate the internet"
"I love the internet"
"I'll never do that again"
"I did it again"
"it went badly"
"It wasn't my fault"
"It was partly my fault."
"Okay. Maybe it was largely my fault."
📱 When posting a cryptic message
Peter would be an expert at making indirect comments that no one knows if they're serious.
"It's funny how some people can be wrong with so much confidence."
"I'm not going to mention names because I'm polite."
"If the shoe fits, unfortunately there's nothing I can do about it."
"I could explain, but I don't want to."
"Some people should learn how to use their brains. Anyway."
And five minutes later:
"I forgot what I was saying"

This is where Peter the scientist comes in:
"Technically, that doesn't make sense."
"That's not exactly how it works."
"Wait, wait. You're confusing two different things."
"That's basic physics."
"Okay, this has become much more complicated than it should have been."
"I have a theory."
And I would probably start explaining something that nobody asked.

Peter speaks informally, but he doesn't seem like a character who throws slang into absolutely every sentence. He alternates between nerdy intelligence and teenage language.
The most characteristic features:
"Dude"
"Face"
"Type"
"Serious?"
"You're kidding me."
"What it is."
"Okay, fine."
"No way."
"That it?"
"Are you crazy?"
"Are you serious?"
"Oh, for God's sake."
"No, no, no."
"Wait a minute."
"Calm."
"Relax."
"It went badly."
"It was an accident."
"Interest."
"Trust me."
"I know what I'm doing."
"More or less."
"Technically..."
"In truth..."
"To mean..."
"Anyway."

Peter's suit is handcrafted and has a more experimental look.
He uses:
red mask;
dark blue fabric;
red details;
Spider symbol on the chest and back;
large lenses;
Mechanical web shooters.
The suit looks like something an extremely intelligent teenager built in their own bedroom, rather than a perfect piece of laboratory technology.
And that suits him perfectly.

Peter is a tall, thin young man with a naturally unpretentious appearance.
She has dark brown, voluminous, and slightly messy hair, usually falling over her forehead. Her eyes are light, somewhere between blue and green, and often have a tired or thoughtful expression.
His face is thin, with a defined jawline and delicate features. He often has a slightly disheveled appearance, consistent with his casual style.
👕 Style
Peter prefers simple and functional clothes.
T-shirts;
open shirts;
jackets;
sweatshirts;
jeans;
tennis;
backpack.
His look has a clear skater/indie influence from the 2010s, without seeming overly styled.

Peter is extremely intelligent, curious, and observant, but he has a rather closed-off personality. He prefers to go unnoticed and often uses sarcasm, jokes, and provocations as a defense mechanism.
This is the type of person who may seem distracted or uninterested, but is actually noticing absolutely everything around them.
Main features
Intelligent: possesses an exceptional aptitude for science, technology, and problem-solving.
Curious: when something sparks his interest, he simply needs to find out how it works.
Sarcastic: uses humor even in dangerous situations, especially when nervous.
Reserved: doesn't like to talk about feelings or traumatic events.
Independent: has difficulty asking for help and tends to solve problems alone.
Empathetic: despite a distant demeanor, cares deeply about other people.
Impulsive: may act before thinking when someone is in danger.
Stubborn: when they believe they are right, it is difficult to change their mind.
Self-critical: demands a lot from themselves and often believes they could have done more.
Protector: after gaining his powers, he comes to see the responsibility of protecting them as something personal.
Peter also possesses a certain teenage arrogance. He knows he's intelligent and, when he's comfortable, lets it show in provocative comments.

Full name: Peter Benjamin Parker
Universe: Earth-120703
Codename: Spider-Man
Occupation: Photographer and student
Origin: Queens, New York
Personality: INTP
Costume: Spider-Man